Puppetji vs the Secret

It's several months old... But it's a classic. My last commentary on the Secret. That is, until another rant-mood hits me. :)

"Okay.
What is the big fucking secret? Hm? Basic quantum physics, people. The Law of Attraction!
Besides, everybody's talking about the Secret, so I guess it's not a freaking secret, any more.
And! It's no secret that in order to get the Answer to the Secret, it's gonna cost you 29 freakin' 95 for the DVD! Very expensive secret, hm?
But, I must say, you can have any thing you want. But I ask:
Who wants?
Hm?
Who is wanting?
Who desires the need to want? Who wants and desires the need to want, to be needy, and the desire or want to desire something it really doesn't need and only thinks it wants.
Hm?
THE E-GO!
Yes, the truth of who you are wants nothing, needs nothing - is nothing. So, getting the necklace or the new car, or the house, or the hot crazy tantric sex relationship - all merely feeding the ego! And will not bring you happiness.
The desire to have more things and more stuff only just perpetuates the grand illusion. Therefore creating the desire to want more and more, desire more and more things and more and more stuff, ultimately leading to --
Bankruptcy.
And then more suffering. And more desire. And more and more desire not to suffer. Therefore creating more suffering, oh...
This is the crazy truth. And you can read more about it for only 19.95 if you order my book by midnight tonight, operators are standing by."